Over the weekend I had an exclusive opportunity to experience the Switch first hand at a “secret location,” thanks to my Gal Friday Gluxbox and I’m pretty confident it’s going to change the game.
In honor of Pokemon’s 20th anniversary and the announcement of Pokemon Sun and Moon, I’ve compiled the top most phallic Pokemon. 011 Metapod If the Jolly Green Giant had Jolly Green Genitals that became sentient, that’s this. And with signature moves like “Harden,” Metapod leaves nothing to the imagination. 014 Kakuna Just look at thatContinue reading “13 Pokemon That Look Like Dicks”
Job System– So many options! Dark Knight, Beast Master, Samurai… Look at all the Mages! I’ll master them all. Which will you choose? Multiplayer! I’ve been devoted to the 3DS since launch ( I’ve transferred my little Ambassador Certificate to every new generation of the system because sentimental nerd). The biggest issue I’ve had with theContinue reading “5 Reasons I’m Excited for Final Fantasy Explorers”
During some mindful meandering over the weekend, I stumbled upon The Evolution Store window in Soho. Two-headed taxidermied creatures, fossilized beast bits, glittering geodes and strange sea life jarred in formaldehyde pulled me away from the decadent Yuletide displays. After all, nothing screams “Christmas” to a carney more than a shop full of curiosities. Upon facing this wallContinue reading “Games IRL”
Now that I’ve had some time to process yesterday’s Nintendo Direct, here are some quick thoughts: Twilight Princess HD (3/4) Confession: I love the Legend of Zelda, but I’m a terrible fan. I never played Twilight Princess. Skyward Sword is still on my shelf. And because I can barely handle time in real life, I’veContinue reading “Nintendo Direct Takeaways 11.12.15”
In this series, I’ll explore where video games meet real fleshbrick and mortarbone life as I wander my weird and wonderful city. Recently, my company moved offices and installed color changing LEDs in the elevator bank. It’s always a real eye opener when the elevator doors part to reveal a neon flamingo massacre first thing inContinue reading “Games IRL”
6 useful tips to help everyone have a more enjoyable (and fashionable) experience in TriForce Heroes.