Dumbfashion. In case you wanted to wear the biggest millennial diet trope on your feet, Saucony has introduced these ripe runners.
Imagine stepping into a pile of smashed avocado, the coolness squishing between your toes, your tired feet coming to rest on a soggy piece of toast.
“Holy Saucamole! Celebrate your health kick with the delicacy of the exclusive “Avocado Toast” Shadow 6000. Featuring toast-ed leather, smashed avocado textured suede, red pepper flake collar lining, and the “Saucamole” shout out on the heel. It’s everything you avo-wanted, even if the guac is extra.”saucony.com
The shoe attributes are listed like nutritional information for a rubbery factory.
- Toast-ed leather
- Smashed avocado textured suede
- Red pepper flake speckle collar lining
- “Saucamole” shout out on the heel
No. Red. Pepper. Flakes. Spared. Wow.
Yeah, as I run away from an abominable trend in foodie footwear.