13 Pokemon That Look Like Dicks

In honor of Pokemon’s 20th anniversary and the announcement of Pokemon Sun and Moon, I’ve compiled the top most phallic Pokemon.

011 Metapod
If the Jolly Green Giant had Jolly Green Genitals that became sentient, that’s this. And with signature moves like “Harden,” Metapod leaves nothing to the imagination.

014 Kakuna
Just look at that shiny, smooth bulbous head. Maybe more of a butt plug, actually?

050 Diglett
#thatlookslikeadick

162 Furret
Soft. Furry. Likes narrow spaces.

185 Sudowoodo
From the Japanese meaning “pseudo wood.”

202 Wobbuffet
This Pokemon is a literal representation of blue balls.

213 Shuckle
At my old agency, there was a Creative Director who would get drunk and expound his ideas for insane sex toys. One was an interconnected series of sockets that met in the middle known as the Dick Dock. This is that. Preorder yours today!