In honor of Pokemon’s 20th anniversary and the announcement of Pokemon Sun and Moon, I’ve compiled the top most phallic Pokemon.
If the Jolly Green Giant had Jolly Green Genitals that became sentient, that’s this. And with signature moves like “Harden,” Metapod leaves nothing to the imagination.
Just look at that shiny, smooth bulbous head. Maybe more of a butt plug, actually?
Soft. Furry. Likes narrow spaces.
From the Japanese meaning “pseudo wood.”
This Pokemon is a literal representation of blue balls.
At my old agency, there was a Creative Director who would get drunk and expound his ideas for insane sex toys. One was an interconnected series of sockets that met in the middle known as the Dick Dock. This is that. Preorder yours today!
You’re a little turned on. Admit it. I am.
If this isn’t a dick and balls with claws, I know nothing.
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Artist: *draws a dick*
CEO: Good, but missing something.
Artist: *draws 8 more dicks*
CEO: …it’s so beautiful *tears*
Guys. That mouth. Would teeth make this look less like a dick or just like a more terrifying one?
13 Pokemon That Look Like Dicks first appeared on Buzzfeed Community.